i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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