Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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