Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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