Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
im on a boat
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