I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Sext me about skeletons
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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