it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It's official drugs can't kill me
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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