i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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