she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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