I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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