Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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