Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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