Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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