I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
