i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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