On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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