I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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