I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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