Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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