Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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