I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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