I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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