You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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