Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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