I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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