I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize