She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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