So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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