Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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