Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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