i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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