I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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