He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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