the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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