I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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