My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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