Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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