Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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