Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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