Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
