then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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