Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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