It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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