I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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