Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
