Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
