Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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