Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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