The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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