I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dick very happy bro
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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