I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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