Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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