Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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